language barriers suck!!

N yeah I'm in desperate need to find someone who speaks german and is willing to help me!! its amazing how there is no information whatsoever nor in english,french,spanish OR EVEN RUSSIAN,n info bout german..in what language do u think it is....well u guessed correctly....GERMAN!! that just can't be right :P
Anyways off to keep tryin to make german spring out from me out of nowhere!! how? I have no idea!!