Evil quiz

Here's something interesting to reorientante your life and give you something to think about(or rather something to do :P):
EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.


QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) Me.


QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.


ANSWERS

Tally up your answers, and find out which letter you answered the most.

Mostly A's, B's or C's - You unfortunately do not possess the necessary qualities to be an evil supervillain. Please continue with your studies and apply again next year. Mostly D's - Excellent.

Make up your mind

Well I guess all I can say now is:

or rather

Thoughts

There is an idea of me; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Cultural excerpts

Act Two, Scene Four

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
... Before you go, I must confide to you a secret. I am in love with a lady
of great rank and quality, and wish to ask your help in writing her a note
which I intend to drop most casually at her feet.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
Oh, yes. That ought to be a lovely treat.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
That is the gallant thing now, is it not?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
Oh, certainly. A verse you'd like to jot?

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
No, no, no verse for me.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
So you want prose?


MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
No, neither.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER

Well, I think we must suppose
It's one or its the other.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN

Why?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER

I guess
That those are all the options to express.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
There's only prose and verse?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER

To make the point most terse.
What isn't verse is prose, and what's not prose is verse.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
And this, the way I speak. What name would be applied to the --

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
The way you speak?

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN

Yes.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER

Prose.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN

It's prose?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER

Decidedly.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
Oh, really? So when I say: "Nicole bring me my slippers and fetch my
nightcap," is that prose?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
Most clearly.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
Well, what do you know about that! These forty years now, I've been speaking
in prose without knowing it! How grateful am I to you for teaching me that!
So, what I wish to tell the gentle lady is: "Fair Marquise, your lovely eyes
make me die of love," but in a way that's elegant, and nicely turned.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
Then you can say the fires from her eyes do sear your heart down to an ashen
ember, and that you suffer night and day --

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
Oh no, not like that at all. I want it just as I now told you: "Fair
Marquise, your lovely eyes make me die of love." That's it.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
You really should draw out the thing a bit.

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
No, listen. I only want those words there in that letter, but nicely turned
with art to the arrangement. Please tell me of the ways that this can be
expressed, so that I might select the one that works the best.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
Well, your first choice could be to put it just the way you've said it:
"Fair Marquise, your lovely eyes make me die of love," or then you might
say, "Of love, fair Marquise, your lovely eyes make me die." Or else: "Of
lovely love, your eyes, Marquise fair, me make die." Or then: "Your lovely
eyes, fair Marquise, die of love; make me." Or yet again: "Make me die of
love, lovely eyes, your fair Marquise."

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
But of those several ways which is the best?

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
The one you came up with on your own: "Fair Marquise, your lovely eyes make
me die of love."

MONSIEUR JOURDAIN
And to think: I've never studied, and yet I did that one right on the first
go! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Tomorrow, please come see me
sooner still.

PHILOSOPHY MASTER
I will. (HE exits.)

Consequences for not being violent enough...

OK so today I realized some of the consequences that not being violent enough in this life has...1st of all- battle...not of the sexes but still a battle at the cafeteria WHAT THE HELL DUDE THAT TABLE WAS OURS!!!! ....but instead of kicking his ass....or at least saying something...ANYTHING...all we did was....absolutely nothing...but hey the fact that he was a grown up man had something to do with our passive reaction but still...that was NOT NICE!! and to add something up...what kind of person gets their hand kissed by someone you have never seen in your life while you're in your fucking car!!! ....well...me....I still can't believe how I managed to have that happening to me....but yup a guy,an absolute stranger actually took my hand and kissed it!! ...CREEPYYYYYY but true...see? I should be kicking asses everywhere I go!! guess I should start practicing and don't let that kinda stuff happen to me....as if I could actually do something to prevent it,my life is meant to be weird!!!!....UGH who was the asshole that said that tech was easy to use??? they should make it for dummies such as myself since I can't get my bloody phone connected!!!...ok after having blurted that out my soul can finally be at ease.

Any means in your horizon
Heaven in a tourniquet
The after life to keep your eyes on
bitter pill you take you take today
With expert levitation forward,
polished to the nth degree,
it takes it's smile from every children,
you take the beating.

Any means in your horizon
Every mink walks two by two,
we gamble to be born again
You know I never wanted to
With expert levitation forward,
polished to the nth degree,
it takes it's smile from every children,
you take the beating.

The light divining,
the light defining,
the light divining,
the light dividing.

Don't let me down,
let me-he,
let me down,
don't let me,
don't let me down,
let me-he,
let me down,
let me

....and I didn't read a thing today...
PS if any of you have any suggestions whatsoever of what to do when you're in a "please somebody just kill me now" emergency state...you're free to express them

FREUD RULES!!! and the official phrase of the week (if not of the semester): "cuatro jinetes del apocalipsis vendran a destruirnos mientrsa desayunamos".....philosophical as hell...

Rolling on the freeway to the middle of.....?

What a way to spend the weekend!! and I thought the limbo did not exist...well I was wrong!!! ...though it was cool feeling like in a horror film and being Sydney all over again (except the being such a dumbass part) and being able to witness an dentist/cyber cafe all in one!!!! the good thing was that we were all together but man that was soo far awaaaay!! ...at least it felt like it!! and ended up being really nice...though I came across someone...yup that persistent someone who does not seem to take a hint or a hike!!! hopefully he did now!!
Gosh the whole hectic time of the semester is about to come....that certainly does NOT perk me up although the fact that I kinda already know what I'm going to talk about soothes it a bit but stiiilll the whole actual writing is what kills me....part of the job I guess. In the meantime I get to enjoy the redness of this strand which looks pretty cool awww we are hair sisters ain't that nice??? lol and alsooo....damn I forgot...oh yeah it's kinda cool being a girl sometimes...like today I got my membership renewed though I was completely off-time....but hey we had to have privileges sometimes!!!

.....yes I know it's second night but I would break backsides for you, yes I know you're the jealous type 'cuz I'm cursed with 2nd sight soooooooooooooo.......

Oh yeah! I had never understood the true meaning of "shrilling voices" 'til today!!! damn it IS annoying!!!

He there does none enjoy eternall rest
And happie ease,which thou doest want and crave,
And further from it daily wanderest:
What if some little paine the passage have,
That makes fraile flesh to feare the bitter wave?
Is not short paine well borne,that brings long ease,
And layes the soule to sleepe in quiet grave?
Sleepe after toyle,port after stormie seas,
Ease after warre,death after life does greatly please!

2 Brian Molko:POST BLUE!!!!

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better ,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who’ll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll bleed is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day’s dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she’s pressed she will undress,
And then she’s boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather